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Radio- Northgate Mall
Husband: I am the son of Mrs. James Arthur. And I want my
mommy.
Wife: Good start.
Husband: (very irritable) This isn’t easy you know!
Husband: (gains composure) Ok. The reason I’m here is to get
something off my chest. (Whispering) My wife is making me do this.
Wife: (spoken as sage and mother of 45-year-old child) I am
encouraging him to communicate his feelings more often.
Husband: Mother’s Day is just around the corner and I’m
afraid.
Wife (as spoken to a three year old) Go ahead. Tell them why
you are afraid.
Husband: (in a mumbling whisper – barely audible) Cause I’m
afraid of sssshopping mmmalls
Wife: (stern – losing patience) Nobody could hear that.
Husband: (clear throat and speaks too quickly to be
understood) Ok. Mothersdayisjustaroundthecornerandimaafraidofshoppingmalls.
Wife: You ARE a baby!
Husband: (Very loud, very quickly and very painfully)
MOTHERS DAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND I'M AFRAID TO GET MY MOM A GIFT
BECAUSE SSSSHOPING MALLS MAKE ME CRAZY!!! WHEN I WAS LITTLE I GOT LOST WHILE MY
MOM WAS SHOPPING AND I HID IN THE WOMENS’ DRESSING ROOM FOR THREEEE HOURS!!!
AND EVER SINCE I’VE BEEN SCARED OF SSSHOPPING MALLS AND BLUE UNDERWEAR.
Wife: Hold on! You never told me about the underwear part.
Husband: But, this year is going to be different. I’m going
to shop at the Northgate Mall. They have friendly salespeople who
understand…lots of stores….great selections…. I’m going to be a brave little
soldier and shop till I drop. And, I’m going to do it for dear old mom! THERE!!
Wife: About the underwear thing…
Husband: (ignoring her) I am going to shop shop shop shop
shop shop shop…..(under announcer)
Anncr: For shopping made easy, shop The Northgate Mall for
Mother’s Day. May 13th is Dad’s and Kid’s Day with specially priced gifts for
the little ones and free gift-wrap with every $20 purchase. When you want to
shop for your mommy show her how much you care. Shop The Gate.
Of course, plenty of samples are available on your request.
